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BigPoopie69 wrote on December 31st, 2017 |
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Thanks for the invite fam......Cant make it this year, pimps up hoes down. |
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Karla wrote on December 9th, 2017 |
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Well hello Nancy. What a pleasant surprise to see you here. For the record, I wasn't "lurking," I merely came to respond to a party invitation that I directly received. Little did I know I'm the main event! For the record, I can't say with certainty what on this god's green earth an "HJ" is but I've certainly never done anything of the sort. As I told you when you accused me in front of the Sunday School Children those many weeks ago, Deacon Francis and I were merely loading up my Buick for the canned food drive for urban youths. Another little tidbit that may light up your holiday season: Kyle didn't even want to invite you to this party, but I asked that he do so so as to avoid another one of your public episodes and because the BIBLE EVER HEARD OF IT says do unto others etc. I see my kindness was in vain. A little word of advice, Nancy, maybe hold off on the Chardonnay before you post on a guest book that your last few remaining "friends" can read. Kyle, thank you again for organizing this wonderful event. I am so looking forward to it. I plan to bring my famous popsicles. Would you prefer vanilla flavored or regular? Warmly yours, Karla |
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George W. Bush wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon. |
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Aunt Nancy wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Fuck you Greg. This is exactly the kind of thing we discussed with Dr. Griggs. And, Hi Karla! I know you're "lurking" on here. Keep your dirty hands off of Deacon Francis you harlot! |
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Uncle Greg wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Are you starting to get the picture Kyle. 11 years of domestic bliss. Yeah right! |
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Aunt Nancy wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Kyle, It would have been nice if you had let me know that Greg was invited to the party. I already arranged for a sitter for Charlie, and Blayden was going to spend the night at his friend Royce's house. You remember Royce, he's the one with the lazy eye that soiled your parent's rug at the graduation party. ANYWHO, I can't cancel the sitter, so it's up to you to choose whether you'd rather have Aunt Nanners at the party or your scoundrel of an uncle, Greg. The choice is yours obviously, but I think you know the kind of company Greg keeps these days... Have even met that floozy Karla? She's disgusting. I caught her giving an HJ to Deacon Francis at Blayden's confirmation. So if that's the kind of folks you want to surround yourself with in 2018, be my guest. I thought we raised you better than that. And Greg, if you're reading this, just talked to the lawyer. NO way in hell are you getting to keep the Saab 9-3. I'll take it down to the scrapyard and have it pounded into a cube if I have to. Heck, I'd enjoy it! Peace and Love, Nancy ;) |
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Mom wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Hi Kyle, What a beautiful website. Just got home from shopping and ran into Clyde Jensen or Johnson from t-ball that last year you played. What was his mother’s name? Call me. Love, Mom |
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Bill Heath wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas, and you oughta see me do my stuff! |
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Uncle Greg wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Actually you know what keep it up. Clear defamation and SLANDER on her part. Might be good for me at our next custody hearing. Tell your lawyer to suck on that Nancy. Greg. |
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Uncle Greg wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Kyle, Didn't realize guestbook was public. Please delete. Greg. |
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Joey Lawrence wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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lock her up! lock her up!l lock her up! |
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Aunt Nancy wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Greg, I do not appreciate you airing our dirty laundry on the WWW. You know damn well that Charlie and Blayden are better off with me than with you and that floozy Karla. Sheesh! Um, let's see... My idea of a nice night with the boys? Taking them to Applebees for a couple sizzlin' steaks and a root beer float. Your idea? I got two words for you pal: Kuma Charmers. Enough is enough. And one more thing. STOP TEXTING ME SAD FACE EMOJIS ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT. YOU CAN'T COME BACK HOME BUB, AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN, NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!!! |
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Marshall Applewhite wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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We have a website now, you know, it's the popular thing - everybody has to have a website. Our website on the Internet is called Heavensgate. Heavensgate - oh, of course, .com. Everything is .com. We're not .org, we're .com. So if you want to, you can learn more about who we are, what we have to say, what I have to say, what my Older Member can share with you through what we have said, and know of our history. We have nothing to hide. Even though to some, we might be a dangerous cult. We understand that. Why dangerous? Because we threaten the family, we threaten the established norm of family values. If you knew Jesus 2000 years ago, you would know that exactly the same thing occurred. And that the reason for getting rid of Him was because if people really began to follow Him to any significant degree, it would threaten the political, and certainly the religious norm. His teachings were clearly against what the mainstream was teaching, what the norm was in the governments or the family, and certainly against the religion of that time. |
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Poppyboy wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Kittyhop, that is why you should move to the suburbs. I've opened up a new feral cat rescue so it would be great if everyone could bring some cash donations with them to the party. Thanks! |
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Uncle Greg wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Hoping to stop by. Not sure if you heard but Nancy and I split up. It's been a pretty rough year to be honest. Hoping 2018 will be better but it's not looking likely with these absolute clowns in Congress and President Donald the Dumbass. Oh and Nancy decided she wanted to fight me for custody of the kids. Yeah, great. The shitstorm continues. Same shit different day. Anyway, I can bring a bottle of the good stuff and some noise makers I have leftover from Charlie's birthday party. Did I tell you one of the kids shit his pants when the clown showed up? Lol. Poor kid, he was terrified. Charlie and Blayden are both doing good in school. I'll show you pictures of them at the party. Thanks for inviting me. -Uncle Greg |
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Kittyhop in Logan Square wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Helicopter directly over my house.... Has been there for quite a while... ????? |
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Eagle Man wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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"ive got something for you!" lol. |
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Dave Coulier wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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But Her Emails! |
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Hot Doug wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Is Teddy gonna be there? He owes me $1400 from the '14 Tour de Franks. Writing this here because he's blocked me on all social media. |
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George Lopez wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Great Lakes Gary, Why would you want the music to stop? At the afterparty I'll be telling some of my classic zingers such as, "Y'know, if those pews reclined and the priests gave the Raiders scores, I'd go to church every Sunday!!!" and "One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair." -George |
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Bruce Rauner wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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I hate myself for what I've done to the great people of Illinois. I can't come. |
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Bart Shore wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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Traffic that night already looks to be a slog due to the NBC 5 NYE Celebration with Vertical Horizon at the Pier. Would strongly recommend arriving by chopper (I can fit 2 in my heli) or biking via "the 606." -Bart |
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Great Lakes Gary wrote on December 8th, 2017 |
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How do I stop the music? What are the details of the afterparty? |
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Scully wrote on December 7th, 2017 |
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Please bring me treats. |
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Colemandereer wrote on December 6th, 2017 |
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I'd like to reserve a VIP booth for 12 please. I will provide the male servers but I require supplied bottles for servicing. Thanks. Here is my AMEX: 666-666-666-666 security code: Lucifer |
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Tori Spelling wrote on December 6th, 2017 |
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my dad is the only reason I got on that show and everyone knows it |
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Steve Harwell wrote on December 2nd, 2017 |
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Blake Shelton is sexy??? ha ha!!!! That's funny! |
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Hub W. wrote on December 2nd, 2017 |
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Looks like fun. Thanks for invinting me. Will be attending. |
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Kyle T wrote on December 2nd, 2017 |
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Thank you for visiting my web page. I've worked very hard on it. Hope to see you at the Afterparty! ;) |